Ma Sweet, caring, loving and kind, The greatest specimen there is to find, A mother oh so bright and vivid, Although she can be driven livid, Argument breaker, fight defuser, Dust, dirt, filth remover, A mothers love, welcoming and warm, "Mum could you just..." Is the norm, How on earth would the dogs get by, Them with their sweet faces, so sly, All they want is a sniff and a treat, All you want is a bit of heat, In that lovely British rain, Honestly, having a shower is vain, It must, it has to be true, The greatest mum there is, is you, Oh yes we, truly blessed, To have a mother, who's simply the best! Happy birthday mum! Wrote this fer' me ma