What They Need A labyrinth is not a labyrinth if it has no start nor end, A milkshake is not a milkshake if it has no straw to bend, A castle is not a castle if it has no gold to come and take, A fortress is not a fortress if it has no walls to go and break, Everything has something in which they have to remember, They need them from the 1st of January to 31st of December,

Skeleton Here Hello my fine, mortal friends. I'm using my partner, Valkyrie Cain's, account to speak to you from the kitchen. How are you? My name is Skullduggery Pleasant. I'm somewhere above 400 hundred years old, but still manage to have exquisite taste in everything fashionable. Such as my wonderful Bentley, and me especially tailored suits, and my impressive array of hats. I still have style, and no one can take that away from me! Not like they took away my blood, and my flesh, and my skin, and my vital organs, and my head(which I now thankfully have back), and my family, and my dignity, and my family crest, and my friends, and my happiness, and my- ill stop now, you get it, they took away quite a lot. Anyway, as you already know (or have figured out by now), I am indeed a skeleton. How am I held together? Magic. How can I speak? Magic. Why is Valkyrie so irritating? Ma- actually I imagine that ones due to genes or some sort of dangerous medicine... But my #life revolves around magic. And I've been through a lot. But lets not get into that now, shall we? Good day. --- Skullduggery pleasant

My Boyfriend Fletcher Renn. Cute, cocky, loveable Fletcher. And he's not my boyfriend any more. No... Though I can't blame him, I never deserved him. I neglected him. I almost got him killed (twice). And I was selfish. He gave me the things no one else could ever do, and I threw it back in his face, snatching the good bits and tearing them in front of him. Bit melodramatic but its true... And, to make things worse, I cheated on him... With a vampire... Who then tried to kill me... And Fletcher saved me... Well, you get how bad a girlfriend I am. I just wish I could make it up to him. I've promised myself I would treat him better if we did get back together. But we won't... He knows what a heart breaker I am... My #life sucks. But I do deserve it. I'm such an idiot. And guess what? Now I'm crushing, on Skullduggery's friend. Oh yes! It's true. I am a TOTAL bitch! To anyone! Anyone's whose my friend is bound to wake up dead. Apart from skullduggery... He's... Already dead..?

Darquesse Outside the wind will blow, Making the trees go to and fro, A simple word can make it stop, Because this one word can scare a lot, Its more of a name then word, And the thought make my eyes blurred, This name is not to be blessed, For everyone's afraid of Darquesse, She's sly and mean, Hates things green, She prefers black, And wears it on her back, She's invincible, And she's incredible, She can pop your eyeball, She can make your lungs fall, But here's the truly terrifying thing, The story concealed behind my ring, But if I tell, promise not to flee? Okay... Darquesse is... Me,

Me And The Skeleton I'm coming clean... I'm magic. I'm an Elemental. And a Necromancer. And I hear there a book about me and skullduggery. Now the thing with skullduggery is you can always tell if its him or now... I mean it's not everyday you see a skeleton in a suit, but...