Joke I said please may I go to the toilet to my teacher she said say the alphabet ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYNZ she said were is the P? half way dribbling down my leg

I met a pig his name is pambi he and I were BFF until it was Christmas Day pambi was eaten oh it made me cry I said I'm never eating meat again think before you eat .

My #life One day I wrote a story it was about my best friend I wish I did not do it ruined my #life it became true. What should I do I got eaten so never right down bad things.

My Girl The pinkness on the wall she is my girl the cuteness is my girl the world is my girl if you think about my girl you'll feel your heart beating she is my girl my girl has power we love girls they make the world go round they try there hardiest you should no she is my girl.