My Blog "April Fools!" They are the words I've been hearing ALL day! Tyler played some pranks that were not nice at all. Ellen was cooking Tea, Roast Dinner, and when she said that she was going outside to put the laundry away, Tyler poured washing up powder all over the tea. They had to wait another hour to get another Roast Dinner WITHOUT washing up liquid on. For that, Avery put a bucket full of washing up liquid on top of Tyler's door and when he opened it......kaboom! I pulled a Aprils fool prank on both Ellen and Bennett. I ate the middle of all the newspaper so Bennett couldn't read it and I pulled all of the laundry off of the washing line onto the wet grass, then I got my paws dirty and walked all over the laundry afterwards! It kind of backfired though and Chloe locked me out of the house so I had to go the long way. I got Chloe back, I turned her clock an hour back so tomorrow she'll wake up an hour earlier and then wake up Bennett and Ellen! Triple April Fools, get in there! I also went into the basement and got out a bucket of paint. I ran stumbled upstairs with it and creeped into Bennett and Ellen's room. I started decorating their room bright orange! I didn't like the old colour anyway. It was an easy job. A few paw prints here and there. I kind of got carried away and threw the whole bucket onto the wall! That's what I did for April fools day. What pranks did YOU play?! Leave the answers in the comments!

My Blog Hey guys, it's Stan here! Today, Chloe said that she was ill and she stayed home from school, yet she was well enough to play 'Happy Bunny Fun Times' on the computer. I should really do that more often, I mean pretend to be ill, not play Happy Bunny Fun Times. I prefer 'Randy's Quest' and 'Fiona's Voyage'. Those sorts of games, ya know. Speaking of quests, it was mine to improve my Spanish accent. I think I have, 'I lurve you, It's a plesar to meet you'. Good isn't it? Speaking of different languages, Avery is stressing out on her French homework. She's got really hard questions like how to say 'Can I borrow your car to go to the pub?' Ok, a little less extreme, more like 'Why do you like reading books by that Author so much?' Hard. Do you know the answer? If so, write it in the comments. I promise I won't tell Avery the answer, I'm just curious. Tyler, meanwhile, got together with Nikki. Ooh La la! They're going on a holiday together in April. At the weekend to a caravan site, quite locally as Ellen and Bennett wouldn't allow anywhere more than 1 and a half hours drive. Only because Tyler once fell asleep at the wheel and it didn't end well. I can tell you that I've learnt my lesson from a similar experience! Don't tell, but I'm going to sleep on Tyler's bed while he's away. Don't dis, it's MUCH more comfy! Speaking of comfy, I should go to bed, it's already late! Night night, Stan.

My Blog "We could go here." Bennett suggested, drinking more of his tea. Ellen shrugged, "Looks alright." Then, Bennett put down his cup of tea and searched through more leaflets. "How about here?" Ellen asked. Bennett, ignoring Ellen completely, picked up another leaflet. "No, we should go here." He debated. And so they argued and disagreed and then disagreed and argued again. Bennett and Ellen were searching through leaflets to find a decent camping site for a nice camping holiday. Together, they must have searched through over 50 leaflets, 30 websites and 40 YouTube advertisements. Nothing was any good so I went upstairs to Avery's bedroom. I came in and Avery was sat on her bed, brushing her hair. "Oh hey Stan!" She said. I jumped up onto her bed and lied down next to her. "Have you heard Bennett & Ellen arguing over all these Camping sites?" I asked. Avery nodded, "I know! It's so annoying and it has to stop but we both know that they won't give up until they find one." I sighed, "True. So I came to you because I think they should go Caravanning instead. I can't tell them myself, can I?" Avery sighed a disappointed sigh. "Yes, but then they would fight over Caravan sites wouldn't they?" I shook my head, slowly. "I wouldn't say that too soon if I was you. Why would I say that without a backup plan? Basically, I know this really nice Caravan site called Karen's Caravanning Site and its got swimming pools, gift shops, water parks, a beach, an aquarium, a zoo and a theme park. Surely they can't miss THAT opportunity?" Avery went over to her window and looked out. "Why does it matter to you where we go anyway Stan? What's in it for you? You don't go on roller coasters so why a theme park? You don't use money so why is a Gift Shop needed?" She said. I already knew my answer. "Because I care about you." I answered, truthfully, "And also there's a pet parlour/salon where all the groovy poodles go!" I joked, "No, seriously, there is! I'd love to hit it up with one of them!" Avery considered for a moment. "OK," she agreed, "I'll do it!" I've got to go now, quite tired. Sorry that I don't have time to write about Tyler and Chloe but leave questions in the comments please! Have a nice night, sweet dreams!

My Blog Frustration, stress, they were the feelings I felt. Tyler and Chloe's cousins, Ashley and Steve, were being babysitted by us because their parents had gone out for their anniversary and Bennett and Ellen had gone out for a night at a fancy restaurant that didn't allow children- or dogs. I couldn't talk for 2 hours, Steve and Ashley were here from 7PM-9PM! To make matters worse, they'd brought a Bull Mastiff called Buster, whom they were looking after for friends, Evie & Rosie. Buster couldn't entertain me, he couldn't talk and he just sat on the couch and slobbered. On previous visits, Ashley, 6, would dress me up in fairy wings, crowns, furry boots and anything else PINK that she could find. Apparently it's 'Dog Pink' but I've never heard of THAT. Tyler and Chloe's Auntie Pat and Uncle James must really hate dogs for creating Ashley. As for Steve, 4, he rams cars under my feet, barging them into me and clings into me like a child going to the dentist clutching their teddy bear for dear #life! Anyway G2G or however kids say things these days. Bye!

My Blog "So really it's stupid Miss Brackberry's fault!" Tyler told me. Today at his school, Tyler had had a big test and he'd forgotten to revise for it. It was a book report on Twilight but Tyler doesn't read and isn't interested in Vampire movies so unfortunately he got detention for receiving a big fat F. I feel really sorry for him even though it is his fault. But HIS problems are making home #life really miserable. Tyler keeps getting frustrated and throws things like books down on the floor and cursing them. Then Tyler rips pages out. I really hope the counselling starting on Friday is going to help. So now for Avery. As usual, we were going on our daily walk to the Ross family apartment and Luke got a diamond ring for Avery and proposed! Of course, Avery's answer was, "EWWW! GROSS! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WEIRDO!" And went off to go to another one of Emma's lectures. We got home and Chloe had gone though. Avery asked Bennett where she'd gone and apparently she was doing some D.I.Y. We found Chloe in the back garden making a bench. It was a long stick of wood nailed badly onto 2 pieces of thick wood poking into the ground. The nails were sticking out and the wood gave Ellen a splinter. A BIG splinter. Puss was oozing out once it was removed! And to think I'm leaving out the gory details, no wonder she needed the biggest plaster in the cupboard! That's all for today, Ellen is sleep-walking AGAIN! Catch you tomorrow for another blog! Bye!