Shitbeans Sorry for the bad language. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Today I got dumped. After 5 years together. Feeling pretty rotten right now. Feeling like a fucking failure. Wondering what makes me so inherently unlovable that no man wants me for #life. I don't ask for much, just care enough to communicate with me. Now lying in bed, would love to sleep but every time I turn out the light I see his face and I cry. How did my #life get to this?

Best Name Ever Dirk De Cock

Eww Fairy There are signs around my village that say, "there's no such thing as the dog poo fairy." Why did I immediately think of the tooth fairy, but gross?

Vintage Hair I think the best compliment from tonight has to be... "absolutely scrumptious." Second best.. "spot on."

Book Dreams I really ought to stop reading non fiction before sleeping, dreams of The Hunger Games and Stephen Kings 22-11-63 are unsettling.