Just Call Me 'Dolittle' My iPhone whistles My Twitter tweets My FarmVille oinks My email bleats My Polo roars And my Opuss mews It sounds like we live in a technology zoo!

Confidence I will scream with fury As you fade into the indigo night. My voice will crack like ice, Searching for a safe tongue, To tell me I am loved; To tell me I am desired. Where are you tonight? Entwined in a lover's embrace? Do you bend and sway to the rhythm of another? Will you return to me, As inch by inch, I disappear?

Wonders Of A Young Imagination A little story that made me laugh today. A year 7 boy had been asked to compose a quiz for his class. "Miss, what about this for question 1?" "What were the names of the three astronauts who orbited the earth in 1968?" I'm no historian, but I couldn't recall ANY man orbiting the earth, let alone 3. "T...do you even know the answer to this question?" "Yep...it was Frank, Jim and Bill." So, as you can imagine, my overactive little mind couldn't get rid of this image and it has made me laugh all day. I miss being naive.

Orange What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

I'm A Little Teapot And I never could understand why the teapot would shout "pick me up and pour me out" when the kettle had only just boiled...that would explain the annoying impatience trait in children. 0.o