Shaun

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Shaun

Wannabe author,currently a technician, have a beautiful daughter and am 30....soooooo old pffffft, oh and I need a shave apparently

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Lebt in Vereinigtes Königreich (England)

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übersetzen 13 Jahre

I was talking to my mum, ''What about that pretty girl of yours?'' she asks.''Who, Amber? I said.''Yeah, I've been hearing a lot of noise coming from upstairs lately.'' she said smiling.''We broke up a 2 weeks ago mum.'' I said.''I know!'' she said laughing, ''You've been in your room crying for days you big girl!''

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übersetzen 13 Jahre

Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?

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übersetzen 13 Jahre

I can't believe the speed that men shave in adverts.If I shaved at that speed, my balls would be in shreds.

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What is even more surprising is how fast they get to shag as well!!!

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