Multi-National Cow An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a field. They walked on ahead, and had seen a cow. “That there cow is an English cow,” said the Englishman. “No, you're wrong,” said the Irishman, “That's an Irish cow!” there was a pause, as the Scotsman pointed at the cow's udder, and exclaimed “You two are both wrong, this cow is a Scottish cow since its got the bagpipes!”
What Have I Done I'm standing here, on a pitch black street. The rain is pouring on me like someone's throwing buckets of water on me. The only light is the two street lights flickering, and the#moonpeeping out among the clouds. My hoody is warm atleast, but my jeans are sticking to me. I hear voices from an open window in a house, and a couple voices shouting my name “Ricky! Ricky! Run quick, here's the police!” What have I done?
Infinite Things “There are two infinite things in #life - the Universe and human stupidity. Human stupidity is definitely infinite,” - Albert Einstein