Dream Diary 20 ~3rd February~ I'm not sure what was going on but I was at college. I checked Twitter and Jade was saying (in strange 'Pew' gibberish) that Pewdiepie had broken up with his girlfriend and she was planning to be his next girlfriend. Kyle (my gay best friend) decided to pretend to make out with me to annoy Noah. My class went to singing lesson and Rachael was grumpy at us for nothing.

Dream Diary 19 ~1st February~ It started off as the Spongebob episode of hooks, and I was Spongebob. Patrick got hooked and pulled up, and I was next to go. When I got up there it was a seahorse that had fished us up to use as toys. I grabbed onto Patrick and jumped back down. It then changed back to me being me at a meeting. Ray Shepherd was reading out a list of people to be in a team that I was the head of. The list said it was me, Molly, Toby and Callum. We were given a list of tasks and a team name (which was something like NJNLKCIUN. I was disappointed that we got that name when there was another team called Team Squidward). When I began to do the first task I was at college, and had to draw a donut. I then went to find the rest of my team so we could begin learning the song we needed to learn (I have no forgotten what it was). By this point, JJ, Jonathan, and Jessy were also in our team. And Jon was running around confused about what team he was in.

Dream Diary 18 ~20th January~ We went on holiday and I happened to run into Dani (Tracey Beaker) who was apparently a really good friend of mine that I'd lost contact with. She was working at some kind of foster home. She'd been cutting herself, because her boyfriend had left her for another girl who he'd gotten pregnant. The foster home were all learning the dance to gangam style and wouldn't leave us alone, to the point were I ended up hitting one. We decided to go for a walk so we could catch up properly. After a while we ran into my parents.

Dream Diary 17 ~27th December~ I was walking through a field and had brought with me Lister, Rimmer and Jess (who I wasn't sure if it was Kochanski). I had meant to have brought Kryten, but he had conveniently fallen ill before I dragged them out. Rimmer had also not wanted to come, but he had been unable to find a way out of going. When we finally reached the part of the field I had wanted to reach, Lister announced that he had a confession to make, which was that he had stolen Rimmers permission slip to be ill. Rimmer was not very happy with this, but I ignored him, and continued to listen to Lister who said to me he had hidden it because he knew how much I liked Rimmer. I gave him a quick kiss (I'm not sure why. To thank him maybe?) and skipped happily over to Rimmer who was sulking beneath a tree. I said something to him, which Lister agreed with, before saying something along the lines of how if an idiot like Lister thought that then surely someone as brilliant as Rimmer would agree without even having to think about it. This seemed to cheer him up immensely and he offered me his arm to walk with him (it was the fancy walk that we did at the start of masquerade in Cinderella. Only afterwards did I realise that I had been walking the man part of the walk.) We all left the field, and decided to head to the village hall. Lister (who was acting very much like my dad) decided to take my dads van to get there, and Jessy decided to join him, while me and Rimmer opted to walk. We both took a shortcut that the van was unable to take as it was off road, yet somehow Lister and Jessy seemed to have been there for five minutes by the time we reached the hall. There seemed to be some sort of art fair going on when we arrived.

Dream Diary 16 ~20th December~ I went to see the year ones triple bill and was sitting backstage or to the side of the stage for most of it. I don't know where the building was, but it looked like something from a MMORPG. I don't remember anything except Sophy was doing a Titanic based performance of Out Here On My Own. When I was trying to leave, I was with Chloe, and this weird man (who looked like Jens band boyfriend, but more exaggerated features, from the IT Crowd (or a creepier version of Quasimodo) ) came up to me and tried to make me go home with him. I told him no, and basically threatened to punch him if he didn't leave me alone. I then went and told reception, who said I should be nice to him because he's a lovely guy with special needs, and didn't understand violence. He continued to follow me around, I believe wanting an apology from me for wanting to punch him.