Science It's not about making lots of cash, it's about being allowed to blow stuff up and not getting told off afterwards.

Let's See The Banana King Charlie!!! Charlie you look quite down With your big sad eyes And your big fat frown The world doesn't have to be so gray Charlie when your #life's a mess When your feeling blue Always in distress I know what can wash that sad away All you have to do is Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?) Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear It's true (says who?) So true Once it's in your gloom will disappear The bad in the world is hard to hear When in your ear a banana cheers So go and put a banana in your ear Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear) You will ne'er be happy If you live your #life in fear It's true (says you) So true When it's in the skies are bright and clear Oh, every day of every year The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere So go and put a banana in your Eaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE TIM TIM! Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face here.)." replied Little Tim Tim. "Well, go and ask your family members for them." So when Little Tim Tim got home, that was exactly what he done. Little Tim Tim walked into the kitchen. Little Tim Tim screamed "MUMMY TELL ME THE FIRST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET!!" Mummy said "SHUT UP AND GO AWAY YOU BASTARD!" (insert forever alone face here.) Little Tim Tim felt very proud of himself when he knew this. Next, he when to his dad. His dad had a hangover last night and went crazy and still is now. Little Tim Tim asked his dad "Daddy tell me the second letter of the alphabet!" So his Dad told him "HEYY, LET'S GO TO THE PARK GORGEOUS!" Little Tim Tim was very proud of himself. Next was his brother. He was watching a program with models. Little Tim Tim asked his brother "Hey brother what's the third letter of the alphabet?" But his brother wasn't listening so he just said "A sexy lady!" Little Tim Tim was extremely proud of himself. Finally was his little sister. Little Tim Tim asked "Hey sister what's the 4th letter of the alphabet?" But his sister was watching Noddy and wasn't listening so she replied "In my little red car BEEP BEEP!" Little Tim Tim was do proud he thought he was gonna pee himself. The next day when he went to school he said "Teacher! I know the first 4 letters of the alphabet!" "What are they then?" asked his teacher. "SHUT UP AND GO AWAY YOU BASTARD!" screamed Little Tim Tim. "And where do you think your going?" scowled Mr Swift "To the park, gorgeous!" replied Little Tim Tim. Mr Swift got very angry. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" scowled Mr Swift even louder. "A sexy lady!" replied Little Tim Tim. Mr Swift's face was going as red as a tomato. "AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GET THERE?!" Mr Swift scowled as loud as possible. "In my little red car, BEEP BEEP!" THE END!

Your my coco to my pops My icing to my cake My leaves to my tree, My water to my lake. If I didn't have you, There would be war, I would do anything, Even brake the law. I really don't care, How long I'd stay in prison, As long as our love, Will be forever risen. Now we are back together, You will never be alone, As long as our love, Will always be shown. Your my coco to my pops My icing to my cake My leaves to my tree, My water to my lake, But most importantly, My love of my live.

People Change A Lot. When you are a kid, girls and boys had a gender war. When you are a teenager, girls and boys have a love war.