Silver Clip clop Clip clop Hey Silver Tallyho My rocking horse It's time to gallop Feel the wind under Your tail Round and round And up and down It's all I can do Holding on To the rail Your mane and tail Is flowing Your tack so Wondrous glowing A magical steed I feel the need Speed speed speed Then years went by And I grew up But never forgot Your elevated trot A dapple grey horse With a shiny bit and Hoofs of steel Oh You were so Very real I searched and found you Again my friend This is the beginning Not the end I'll get you repaired and painted Fix your broken leg You shall be mended My loyal mount From years ago We'll take it steady Going slow The sun room Shall be your stable No more will you Have a burden to carry I will join you when able Then we both go off the rocker Laugh a lot And be merry ...

SAVED BY AN UNICORN Glorious mud Standing under my umbrella Listening to the Echo of my song God's own lamp is lit As the#moonshines down on me Surrounded by winged things That fly round and up And down and in and out My friend the dancing bear Is eating cold pizza Whilst a drunken goblin is drawing Zzs a plenty A troll with horns and a little tail Embarks on blowing love hearts in the wind All while the little people Are playing enchanting music Someone blew a raspberry Is that a storm approaching In this a far away magical forest An arrow was shot In its flashlight I saw a scary laughing clown But I got lucky and was Saved by an unicorn ...

CANON FODDER Dream dream dream Of glorious victory Hear the canon roar On the killing field The last button on my coat Shines meekly under the moon Suddenly as a boomerang The canon ball is returned A knock on heaven's door Or a shove through the gates to hell I see no princess awaiting me Offering a magic ring All I've got Is amountain to climb Perhaps I should exchange My canon for a bicycle Throw away the key to all my Unlocked desires And let the monkey rule Grow a moustache Set fire to a holy cow Hook a submarine to My left leg Swap my couch for a bath And take lessons in snorkelling My home my castle I'll always guard I've got CCTV and a dog Oh and a cat to boast I Solve my puzzle You become my toast The time is running Just like water from a tap I'm leaving on an airplane In a six foot box ...