Sea Gull On My Head Four in the morning No one to be seen Eyes wide shut Watching eyelid tv screens With ears hearing thoughts When I woke up in a dream Not believing what I was seeing Becoming a distressed human being With horror I began to scream Like a mad machine When I woke up in a dream The image is still vivid The memories still scare I was shocked to rigid On my bed in underwear It is embedded in my mind as something conscious I have seen A crazy recollection from when I woke up in a dream Bedroom window open to the extreme In coming piercing high pitch scream The sea gull flew in and landed on me Flapping wings like tambourines Treating my head as a trampoline It didn't leave but left a turd I couldn't get rid of the bird My world became a feather screen Stuck in the trap of being woke up in a dream I tried to shout and sound mean No whimper could I be Desperate to remove the gull from me At last it left but I never knew If it was still in the room Or where it belonged out the window So I listened carefully and keen For the gull the woke me in a dream Windows open to the extreme The ear piercing sea gull scream I couldn't believe what I had just seen Or was I a mad machine It's so confusing to be woke up in a dream Was it underneath the bed All kind of fear in my head Had it tried to leave me for dead I could hear now more and more Pigeon stepping the wooden floor Was this real or was I skits Had I just suffered multiple fits What was happening what had just been The confusion when I woke up in a dream I felt my hair for the obscene It was completely clean I hadn't ever even seen The occurrences just been Which made me sickly green Whimper and scream Pathetic human being Fearing for the unforeseen Of a seagull lading on my head as I woke in a dream

Steven The Seagull I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian porn star Ho un walther sei pollici... ...Yerr Give it a rest When I'm in my nest mating Filming my Next big X rating The roof top vid That only top birds reach With a tip top title Sex near the beach I am Steven the seagull My gull is only sixteen But I am getting older I peeked in nineteen eighty three I married twice But at the same time They seem to see it As another crime I asked Genoveses He said it was fine Gambino caught on Got my hit assigned But I re-defined His mafia mind With a judo match And a glass of wine I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian gangster Stare ou la mia attività... ...Yerr Gunshot straight Hit you in the hair I don't care You're the foreigner I want you gone And I'm staying here I get about by Flight of fury I'm the big dick criminal The judge and jury I was Born to raise hell With Fire down below My whitey yellow Caught your elbow Because your, to, slow! White stuff dropped from feathers I’m the main beach pimp Force execution I am the missing link I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian drug dealer Coccain dalla strada... I will add it to your meala I'm impossibly Hard to kill It is all down to my karma This is a warner brother I’m your Italian lucky charmer I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian Bruce Lee... No in fact I wanna be from China ...I'm Steven Lee My martial art Tops the bill Targets the heart And requires my skills I will bomb your washing On a deadly crossing Because I am Steven Lee I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian beast Mangio un sacco di pizza Every meal is a feast When I see burgers I have myself two It is an anciant skill To levitate and chew I eat your food every time you pass I need an extra big throne To fit my big holy ass I please myself Because it keeps me pleased So out my way Or be Under siege I am Steven the seagull The wannabe Italian Prophet Io sono un sex symbol... I keep getting told...DROP IT! I am bigger than God I reincarnate I am a Tulku Buddhist Mate So broaden Your lips upwards So your eyes begin to crease Think about funny things Peace!