Emphasis Flame burst all around me. No way out.

Limerick Courtesy of Harry Hill. There was an old man of Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing He saw on the door 'Please do not spit on the floor' So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

Golden Fish Part 1 "Come on Jack, KEEP UP!" shouted Jodie as they scrambled up the atmospheric hill. Jodie, who was eleven, had a thrill for adventure, outdoor #life and her idol was Indiana Jones. Jack meanwhile was thirteen and he liked playing video games. Jodie had dragged Jack out from his bedroom where he was playing Temple of Terror; Downfall! downstairs and out to the garden. Jodie jumped over the rotted fence nimbly and started sprinting off towards the foot of the hill. Jack ,on the other hand, was used to being snatched away from his gaming pod so he had quickly grabbed his Nintendo DS. He was now sitting at the foot of the hill, glancing up every so often to see Jodie's progress up the hill. At this latest glance he spotted Jodie three-quarters of the way up when suddenly she got swallowed up by a cloud of smoke... To be continued

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

"An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language." ~ Martin Buber