Rubbish Vast heaps of rotting objects swamped the dying dump. Slithering ropes, sprawled out over the limbs of a rusty lorry, waved their torn tendrils in the thick, damp air as the wailing wind moaned, ignoring the plight of the trapped ropes... Bang! A cascade of a marauding mass of metal crashed down on me as the world descended into darkness. 'Rubbish,' I moaned...

Web Of Fear The trembling arthropod scuttles away as Jo deals the death blow to the shimmering surface of the rain-drop littered web, featuring an array of fat fly-filled threads. Cackling like a demented witch-hunter, Jo himself scampers spider-like into the murky undergrowth as I cower under the vast canopy and let the cascade of salty tears tumble down my fearful, bright-red face.

#1 Shakespeare Fact Did you know that a lot of Shakespeare's language in his plays was informal? For example, 'thou' was the informal version of 'you'.

Shakespeare #quote (edited) To dream or not to dream, that is the question!

History Beneath every history, another history.' An extract from Wolf Hall By Hilary Mantel