Messages To Doggy Can you name one other dog that steals a mouse mat!

Silly Dialogue Friend 1: Oh, Hi. I've not seen you in ages, how you doing? How are things? Friend 2: Yeah good, yourself? Friend 1: Fine, I'm just on my lunch break... Friend 1: fancy getting a bite to eat? Friend 2: Sorry I have to get back to work... Friend 1: Oh... Friend 2: how about this Friday? Friend 1: well, I'm sort of hungry now.

Messages To My Doggy Please don't put your face next to that dog's butt, I kiss that face.

Will Ferrel Almost always makes me laugh, but sometimes not at the best times for example, when I am sitting on the bus, alone. OR When I am walking on a busy street by myself.

The Unemployed Man Stood in the queue to sign on and thought, "jeez it's roasting in here, could at least put on the fan". Heard his name called and thought, "I'll try and get this over and done with as quick as I can". Was asked, "can I see your job plan". "I've not done much this week, I was looking after my Nan". Was heading for the exit and thought, "now off to work on my tan".