Raised by a pack of insatiable badgers, I was forced 2 hunt 4 scraps of sinclair zx spectrum tape. Eventualy 1 day I had finally collected enough tape 2 make a game “The Dizzy Willy and his adventures in Frogger Batmans Barbarian cave” was complete and ready 2 play. Much 2 my dismay the ZX in the Badgers warren had been baited by some unruley country folk and battered with hammocks leaving it with the functionality of an Amstrad. I wrote 2 Sir Clive Sinclair to tell him, he replied with a turnip.