what did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

I hide my pain in my humour, just to humour my pain. And there is no one at fault, so I must carry the blame. It's like a sickness inside, straight to my heart from my veins. Even Adele couldn't cure it and she set fire to rain.

Laugh. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you get all wet.

“If my hair bothers you, I will let it grow. If my actions or my attitudes disturb you, then I will amplify them. And when finally, in the face of your sarcasm, I can remain indifferent, I can be the man that I have to be. Then despite this disgust, despite this shame, you will love me for what I am."

Now That I've Got You <3 It's such a special feeling knowing I've got you, I'm thinking of the future and all the things were going to do. I plan to live my #life with you until my dying day, I never want you leaving so please don't go away. I want to buy a house with you and raise a child together, I want it all with you I couldn't think of anything better. My #life is yours to share what's mine is your and yours is mine, I've never been so happy as to when I see you smile. You're the love of my #life my whole entire means to living, before I laid my eyes on you it seemed my heart was missing. I still get butterfly's looking in you're bright blue eyes, it's like I'm drowning in the ocean like I'm flying through the sky. Everything makes more sense now that you've came in my #life, I can't wait till the day that I get to call you my wife.