My #life In A Story Part 1/4 "Your dawg is useless! Just look at er!" Said my 1st owners best mate. My 1st owner replied, "Ye, don't know why e got er. Lets kick footballs at er." So they did. How could I stop them? I'm a dog remember. That's your question to answer. Anyway, back to my #life story. I yelped and whined at the sheer pain of the footballs. Then, the male dog my 1st owner had strutted up to me. My 1st owner and his best mate stopped kicking the footballs. "Awwww, he loves er. Lets make em breed." They said. Then, the balls kept coming as the male dog strutted away. This is part 1/4. This story is not 100% true but they did breed me and my owners think they kicked footballs at me.

My Blog Thursday 22nd August. Hi, This is my new Opuss account. Anyway, onto my blog. Well today I have had a day off. I enjoy doing my dog tricks but days off are enjoyable too. I just chillaxed today. It was very hot, here in UK, so I lied under the trampoline. I was panting and drinking lots of water so I didn't dehydrate. I live with a family of 6 and a pet rabbit called Dusty. The mum of the 6 was cutting our hedge and I got lots of leaves in my fur. One of the kids wanted to bounce on the trampoline but at the incredible age of 10, she trains me dog tricks. So I respect her and let Evie, my trainer of the age of 10, bounce on the trampoline. Today was quite boring and I did get in the way slightly. Luckily, as the day progressed, I got to shoot some of my new dog trick video. The music on the video is my favourite song, Bridget Mendler's Ready Or Not. Thanks for reading my blog for today, don't have a woof day!