Sometimes, the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP!' 'No, you're gonna yell at me...'
Truth Sometimes when I'm bored I like to dig a hole in my garden, sit in it, and pretend I'm a carrot.
True Story When a bird craps on my car, I like to sit outside and eat a plate of scrambled eggs, just to show the other birds what I'm capable of.
Rough Times I almost got rape in jail... My family take monopoly game night a bit too seriously.
The News Evening news: where they begin with 'good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
