Watching a hobbit high on sugar running down a hill in ill fitting flip flops is almost as much fun as being the hobbit running down the hill :P

A stone alter with scarlet blood flowing down the stones. A small girl with long black hair in an old Victorian night dress standing with a sacrificial dagger in her hand. The image zoomed in out of focus as the teenage girls head was pounded against the cold stone floor by what seemed a magical or invisible force as there was no physical or visible force seen to be torturing the girl. She screamed out to the younger girl to help her. The young girl came closer but as the teenage girl began to calm, the young girl smiled a creepy smile and it was seen that her lips were sewn together with a blood red thread. She cocked her head and her pupils suddenly enlarged taking up all her eye............ 5 likes for part 2

The opposite of Sparkle is Darkle'

Where's My Husbands Clock One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks "Can I get into heaven now?" He says "Soon, I have some things to take care of." So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary asked "St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?" St Peter replies "Each clock represents a man. Every time a man commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes. Hillary asks "Where's my husbands clock?" St. Peter replies "Oh, it's in God's office, he uses it for a fan."

I Can't Talk Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your penis on the table here." Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a specialist, so he does as the doctor says. The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris's penis as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAA!" The doctor says, "Good. Come again tomorrow, and we'll learn B!"