Ocean I love ocean horan, she is the greatest girl in America. I would take a million bullets for her, I would comfort her in sad times, and I want to share every happy memory with her. I love you ocean xxx

The Hot Night It was one hot night, And Jim had won the fight, the ladies were sweating, the men had finished betting, they collected their money. Suddenly a voice shouted 'honey!'. A women in a bikini. She was holding lambrini. Jim saw she was horny, (this #poem is getting quite corny), Back to his place, the clothes were flyin' They both sucked face, Soon in bed she was crying, and when jim asked her name, it happened to be Kim.

Talkin' Dirty Kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, subway, living room...

Wrongs Blowjobs and bitches and lap dances and itches, Nipples and tits and vaginas and thongs. These are a few of my favourite wrongs.

Wise Words It's not how you start or finish, it's how you get there.