You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But you can't fool all of the people all of the time. Abraham Lincoln
DAD!! my brother comes to us all talking about his new car but my dad stops him and says: " am i gonna get a lift?" i mean REALLY dad?!
??? The man who made it doesn't want it, the man that bought it doesn't need it and the man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
??? What has eyes but cannot see?
??? There was a plane crash in the English channel halfway between England and France. Some died, some survived. Where do they bury the survivors?
#life I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
