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I am a karting legend at my local kart club. My sister is an actor. I also hate gay people and I hate lesbians too.

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Harry Cotter As we waited in the eerie silence which was broken by the waves of the coast. As me, billy & bob watched for dad's trawler, Joe was up in the lighthouse. Joe came down from the lighthouse and said dad is dead. Meanwhile dad was in the sea sailing with Pat Short. After that a guy called Jerry O' Jerryhoe came up in his armoured humvee and got out. There was a big pause. Then Joe boroke the silence as he said "hiya errrr… fella!". Jerry then said he'd get his 'Jerry Force' helicopter out of his private parking place No.1. After a few minutes we were flying over an island off Ireland while I just spot Jerry's little sister watching a YouTube video of the end of NickJr's Dora the Explorer when an old lighthouse fell on top of her. Old Man Jakins actually popped out of a cupboard. We flew out to sea a little bit more and we saw Irish Ferries alternative to Titanic which is called Titonic. I then realised it was in a crash course with an identical trawler to dad's one. Then, they crashed and we were very sad (well we weren't really 'cause he was our step-dad!). Anyway, a few days after…wait for it…we were on a beach in Youghal, Co. Cork and what randomly happened was dad just came out of the water. Joe said "but, but, but your dead!". Dad said "Ohhhhhhh, you saw Baddy Toddy's trawler, I asked Pat Short to drop me of 'cause I wanted to see Youghal beach. The End…actually not…when me and my friends were just about to die when a big tsunami came all over the world and killed everybody in the world The End

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Fuck off @harokaz & @seamonster
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