Comedy? I'm to lazy to write, to lazy to read, your mind is dying from this comedy, I head a breath and make a joke, This isn't even funny, your mind is broke.... There's nothing to write there's nothing to do I'm just writing words that make sense to you. Want some comedy? Go get Will Ferrell, his brain power equals that of a barrel. Is this #poem even suppose to rhyme? Of course not you think I Have the time? Let's face it, this #poem sucks, this #poem is muck, my IQ equals that of a duck. I guess since you've read this far and long I should give you a tip, my rhyming is bad and my spelling is worse, this #poem resembles the butt of a horse.

Short Story Death Death is a mystery, Death is a crime, Death is a peace, Death is a relief, Death is like a story book you don't know what's under the pages but the cover is so intriguing you can't help but wonder what it's about. The only thing I will give away is Death would be me. I dwell upon the living, looking for a spirits that are no longer of use, you most likely won't see me coming. You'll never see me personally in your #life time, but after that I'll be there. Many people think I look like a dim hooded figure with a thin outline and dark appearance, but that is untrue. However I much like resemble a human, a regular, dull, boring human. You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, in fact you couldn't distinguish me from anyone else. People say I'm invisible, but of course they are wrong, I'm there you just don't notice me. I am a Car heading to a man on the road, a tornado hitting a house, a rope hanging a neck. However when I'm not any of those I am a Human, being a Human is the most deadliest of all, I can Bully people to there demise, I can put a bullet through a head, or a knife through a chest. You may blame me for the loss of your love ones, but I am only what you make me be. There is only one thing I can say, mankind is death it self.