Shopping Sent a mate on the shop run to get me a Star and a Galaxy. Smartarse came back with The Sun and a Milky Way.
Fast Food I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.
Annie Did anyone ever find out if Annie was ok?
Speeding I was on the motorway last night at about 3am when the police pulled me over. "You know how fast you were going back there?" said the officer "About 150 mph" I replied "And why on earth were you going that speed?" He asked "Well the sign said to keep 2 chevrons apart and I was about 1000 behind the car infront of me" I said.
Speeding I was on the motorway last night at about 3am when the police pulled me over. "You know how fast you were going back there?" said the officer "About 150 mph" I replied "And why on earth were you going that speed?" He asked "Well the sign said to keep 2 chevrons apart and I was about 1000 behind the car infront of me" I said.
