Dear Crush, I know you, you know me. We are friends as far as I can see. Every time I walk near you you smile then turn the other way. I send you signs and hints but do you see me for real?

Time Traveler I wish I could go back in time. I'd stop 9/11. And warn people of bankruptcy. Tell them about micheal Jackson and Whitney houstin. Even Davy jones and Amy winehouse. So that everyone can finally not worry about everything and get back to happiness.

People I went to Boston today. The traffic was lousy. And I saw a hobo (no surprise). This guy in a carpet cleaners truck kept blazing his horn and I'm thinking...I wouldn't mind this if it wasn't rush hour and there was only like 4 grandma drivers, or if you were in a hummer, or even if you were moving faster... But... It's rush hour... You're in a carpet cleaning truck... And you're going 2mph. My little brother pipes up and says... "mom! Give em the finger!" he may be stuck in terrible traffic but that kid's going places! I hate carpet guys.

#life isn't worth the cost. -@lollipopcentral

A wise comedian once went on stage and cracked a joke. Everyone laughed after a minute he cracked the same one. Some laughed a minute later he cracked the joke again. No one laughed. He looked to the crowed and said "you can't laugh at the same joke repeatedly but why do you cry about the same things all the time?"