Terrible Turmoil I've had enough of this terrible turmoil, Want a cup of tea but my kettle won't boil, Want some cake but the handles off my knife, I'm struggling with this sodding strife! Suddenly it's all doom and disaster, My lasagne has prickly pasta, A thorny thought with every bite is; What a cunting crisis! Trickling to my toes like treacle, I think it could be faecal, To tragically top me off, I think my lasagne was off!

Trying To Force Telepathic Thoughts - And You'll Never Know! I lie awake at night and wonder if you're thinking of me, as I am of you. I still struggle with letting go, why did you have to speak your mind while flying high (and how hypocritical am I)? I miss you as much as you miss me maybe, your poison and your gravy. Distanced is all you're getting, I don't know if we're free, me and you, you and me. I've found love, but it refuses to understand (how could it). Be free old friend! Be free for me!

Living Loving I eat well and I keep clean, I drink but I never get mean, I eat well and I keep clean, I drink but I never get mean, Early morning's coming, I know I should go home, But I wanna have a good time, Before I rest my bones. I work hard when I'm able, I think of Aesop's Fables, I work hard when I'm able, I think of Aesop's Fables, My baby's all alone, Naked in our bed, But I wanna have a good time, Before I rest my head. I smoke marijuana, It's the glue that binds my love, I smoke marijuana, It's the glue that binds my love, And how I love you baby, Oh you're loving is so sweet, But I wanna have a good time, Before I rest my feet. I've never been a bruiser, My strength is in my smile, I've never been a bruiser, My strength is in my smile, I'll be strong for you baby, You know that's what I'll do, But I wanna have a good time, Before I come and rest with you.

Topsy Turvy I woke up this morning and I found, That the world was topsy turvy and upside down, But back to front today is the right way around.

What am I supposed to do, when the sky is green and the grass is blue?