Light It's not really a joke but I thought it was funny. I was sat on the train and the light from the sun shone I my phone. I moved it around so the light appeared in front of some old people. They spent the entire train ride looking around trying to find where it was coming from. They had no idea it was me. What a fail on their behalf.

Why When your in the car on the m4 and there's a traffic jam and you see people doing things they wouldn't want you to see like picking their nose. And they stare at you and you wave back at then

First Joke I Ever Told When I Was Younger Where was the cat when the light went out In the dark

Drama Queen Lauren and Alice - we need to talk. Kendra-lyn- ok bout what. Lauren and Alice- well we are kind off annoyed with you Kendra- I haven't done anything wrong Lauren and Alice- you always ignore us and your being well a bitch Kendra- everything that you are blaming me for is not my thought Lauren- oh yeah cause being a bitch is totally not your thought Kendra- yeah well I am sorry but I have been pulled out of school because of stuff going on at home Lauren- your not the only one my grandad just woke out of a coma Naomi- yeah and my nan has cancer my brother is in hospital and my grandad is dying Alice- see we all have problems too it's not just you Kendra- yeah but my problem is serious Lauren- you have no right to say that we don't have problems are you f•••••• deaf you are so out of order Lauren alice and Naomi wins where Kendra is making up lies about s••• we didn't say True story