I Love Church I love church Like grandpa talking Church is fun Like going for a long run Church is warm Like the North Pole Church is loud Like a funeral Church is interesting Like watching ice – skating

Patrick Star Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Byyyee Squidward! Patrick: Spongebob? Why did you say goodbye to Squidward twice? Spongebob: I like Squidward Spongebob: Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark Spongebob: Patrick call the cops Patrick: *Out the window* Cops we need you!! Sandy: Don't u have somewhere else to be stupid? Patrick: Not until 4 Spongebob: Quick patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now what would it be? Patrick : *Sweating frantically* More time for thinking!! Patrick: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb Mr. Krabs: I don't get it, the map said 10,000 paces east! Patrick: Oohh, EAST? I thought you said Weast!! Sandy: That's crazy talk! Patrick: That's not crazy talk. THIS is crazy talk! BLUHBUHTUBBEH! BLUHBUGTUBBEH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!

People are saying they should lower the voting age to 16. Twilight won 9 Teen Choice Awards. You really want them voting for the next president?

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in next and "if" in #life.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to h***?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."