Tv A blonde goes into a shop and says " I would like to buy that TV" but the shop keeper says " Sorry no can do" she says "why" he says "because your blonde" with that he leaves. She dies her hair brown and gps back and asks for the TV but he says bi because your a brunette. She leaves and dyes her hair black and goes back and asks for the TV but he says no because you have brown hair but she says then that's not good enough why can't I buy it, and he says because it's not a tv, it's a microwave

Poor Wee Po My aunties cat got caught in a trap and dislocated 1 leg and he gouged chunks out of his tail! Pray for Po to keep his tail

Stinking Liar One day there was a girl called Cat and she had a boyfriend called Charles they had been going out for 5 months until one day she found out that Charles was heating on her with Lou Lou. Cat was so annoyed she never wanted to see Charles again! true story happened to me