Latin Latin's a dead language As dead as it can be, First it killed the Romans And now it's killing me Latin's like my appendix, It's not used anymore, That is why I wonder, What Latin's still learnt for.

One day a man walked into a cave and found some chocolate bread. Suddenly he heard a voice say "Do not eat the chocolate bread!". The man was so scared he ran away. Then, another man came into the cave."Do not eat the chocolate bread!" The man ran away in fear. Finally, a third man walked into the cave. And again the voice said,"Do not eat the chocolate bread!" but this time the third man ignored the voice and ate the chocolate bread. The voice then cried out,"I told you once, I told you twice I wiped my bum on every slice!"

This ones about my great x? Auntie: To Brighton came he, King George the 3rd's son. To be bathed in the sea, By famed Martha Gunn. I didn't write that! I'm not even sure who did!

Ha Ha A man walks into a bar, Ouch!