Remember Funny, you fancy yourself a poet, But all ya rhymes are older than Paleozoic. Error, that era contains mirror. Terror, the image it bears fears clearer, Depictions of what draws nearer. The imminent drawers of drawings of ears. Listening to impending beating so sincere. One of the mind, one of a kind. A message on a sign, diluted in time. Embrace your design, forget the divine, Remember your clever, intelligent mind.

Farmhouse Omelette I don't want our clash of views, To be a catalyst of arguments to ensue. Oh please don't read me the news... Reeling a catfish, documents choose who we choose. I never asked for this, didn't wanna hear your blues. Gimme the farmhouse omelette, and a side of beef stew. You expect cash in tips from people who never got to know you? A good mouse expects hoops to jump through before he gets his ratatou-ille. What are they paying for? A pretty smile, Some kind words, Then the door. At this point, I wait for you to crack. Like a shell upon a turtle's back. Under the pressure of an elephant. Who's truth so strong, it must be heaven-sent... I've had my share of politics these days. Sat back and watched all the donkeys graze, Overhead, eagle watches his maze, While pigs sit still, the sheep, they play. The wolves dressed up, to trick their prey, Little boy lied too much, to their dismay. And the cows came home, but not to stay, Farmer john needs hope, and to get paid.

Why Should Love Have To Hurry? My body begins to chill as I think of you, Once again, fulfilled by your quixotic tune. Its always been this way, between us, No one understands our role-reversing lust. You used to chase me as I climbed my precipice, And when I fell back to Earth, you'd always pick me up. More-than-ever now, I see how you've learned me, Read me, and bled me, just to discern me. Why couldnt I commit to such devotion? It burns me. Evaporated tear lands in the ocean, it turns free. For all the "plenty o' fish" I've denied this century, All the offers of love seem to scatter and scurry, Now I think to myself, "why should love have to hurry?" Alas, her actions alone have already answered me, Diminished by doubt, desire leaves love worried.

All The Time Every Once In A While If pain is weakness leaving the body, I should be invincible, owning ferraris, I'm sorry. I just thought I would always make it farther, than those so unwilling to listen to their fathers. But karma, that girl has piercings and a Mohawk, And frankly, she delves deep, strikes quick like a chicken hawk. But it's fine cause I've been bowling with a crystal ball, future sight and psychic might, my woman's purse is filled with adderral and bound to fall. And yesterday I saw the alien, Two inches thin, Chelsea grin with scaly skin. Pissing on, what pains me to this very day, makes me feel like I have shitty DNA, hey, but I guess it's okay, Cause an orange ribbons all I got, And here's to the fuck who thought, Laughing at the fat girl in the parking lot, wouldn't wreck her shot. At confidence in anything, lost, oh you forgot? Well I forgot in winter, Bought a real #life 3D printer, Composite materials splinter, The A.R., printing bullets are you scared? I'm who you're talking about when you ask who cares.

Ambitious Lovers Who could I ever trust as much as myself? I guess that's why love is getting your heart felt. Give a stranger a scalpel to tear your insides about, And hope they adore the candied guts that fall out. The mess on the floor is embarrassment and lies, The pains and frustrations, and bloody butterflies. I want you to eat my rotten and forbidden fruit, And embrace my mistakes as I eat yours too. Just know you're my monster, and if I ever hurt you, My pain would be endless, I couldn't handle the abuse. Would you have ever had guessed, I would burn for you? If you were a witch, I'd be your ugly twisted broom. We could fly around drunk, and cast spells forever, I'm a toad of a prince, but you find my croaks clever. Suppose that I die, after my nine feline lives, Resting in peace, love for my lioness never dies. Removing my armor, you melt away my chain-mail. Slain your dragons, we make love atop the burning scales. You offer me everything, anything, your universe entails, I ask of you nothing, but to keep the offer an exclusive sale. And we spend our lives dancing around malnourished sharks, Our love is like chum, but they'll never tear us apart.