Riddle What am I? The rich need it, the poor have it You can't survive eating it. It is greater than god, worse than the devil

Look Out A man walks into a changing room and starts to get changed into trunks. A woman asks: why are u getting changed here? Man: where else would I change, in the corridor... Hahaha Woman: no, in the boys changing room

Tiger Or Me What would happen if I met a tiger on my way to school- I would run away Why? To save the tiger Because there are barely 1400 tigers left today. Otherwise you guys know me.

Dangerous White Part 2 I was about to pass out, when I heard a scream full of fear closely followed by the howl of a wolf: it sounded as though it was about to attack. The sounds gave me strength to carry on. I made a beeline for the direction of the sound. Suddenly the huge cave came to view. I hid behind a snow mound and spied. I soon saw the wolf slink out, it's teeth coated with blood. I rushed to the entrance and quietly made my way inside. It was cold and damp but I still managed a fire. It lit up the whole cave casting creepy shadows on the walls. I tried to get my surroundings when my eyes set on a bloody lump in the corner; covered in blood shivering from the cold with his thin clothes muddy and ripped. He was still breathing. I concentrated on his face and with a shock I realised I was staring at my Dad. There was no mistaking his curly brown hair (now covered in mud) and the deep knowing eyes. I carried him closer to the fire and while he got warm I dig around my pouch for medicine and a little bit of food. In the next hour I cleaned and medicated him. Later on in the day he woke up bewildered with his surroundings. He set his eyes on me but didn't have enough time to say anything as we heard a growl and found the entrance blocked by a dozen of wolves who were slowly inching forward. We were trapped and had no form of escape.

Magic Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."