Waffle So I was walking to the caffeteria at school with my friend and she dropped a waffle. I asked,"Are you going to pick it up?" She shook her head. "No it's too far." So we sat down and ate. Five minutes later she said, "I got to go whiz" I asked,"Well why not pick up your waffle then??" She frowned,"I don't want to bend over" I raised my eyebrows, "You pee standing up?"