Bus Journey Why do I always feel like a villain every time I get off the bus and I don't say thank you to the bus driver!!!! Who's idea was it anyway????

Lunch Break Just before lunch everyone sticks their neck out like an ostrich During Lunch at your desk.... Your neck is so low it's like you are mining something on your desk.

Dating Game Dating game is like ping pong…. Back and forth with the text msgs and fone calls until someone smashes….. Then you scored… P.s…Anything longer than that….. Your in the NFL or auditioning for a Twilight movie.

Death "When your young, death always comes as such a shock ...... But when your old you realise death is just the end of a story"

Ladies 1st “The first man that started saying “ladies first” must have been an ASSMAN…..”