Casual? Ted: [talks about Robin] She wants casual... Okay, I'll be casual. I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual. You know why? 'cause it's a game. I wanted to skip to the end and to the whole happily ever after thing. But you don't get there, unless you play the game. Marshall: So you gonna ask her out? Ted: Yes. NO! I can't ask her out because if I ask her out I'm '"ASKING HER OUT"'. So how do I ask her out, without '"asking her out"'? Lily: Did you guys get high?

Chivalry "The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one." - Honore de Balzac

Relativity "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Short as #life is, we make it still shorter by the careless waste of time." - Victor Hugo

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einsteink