Memory I once was a boy full of energy and excitement Now i am old and cranky But my children make me remember my youth

Caught Out Explicit/Dirty Content Am i too dirty And kinky in mind Wanking too much Will make you go blind Flicking through pictures On your trusty laptop Porn videos You're eyes will go pop Anal, orgies Doggy style Gangbang sex Is this worthwhile Beating your meat To the girl on your screen Her body so slender She looks really keen Her body is covered With plenty of oil The dick you are beating Is ready to boil Just when you're ready To explode from this fun Your door swings wide open And in walks your mum Your face has gone red You're all of a blush This part of your #life You wish you could flush

Gaming Nights Playing a game On my ps4 The graphics are better And so much more Lots of games To pass the time Black ops 3 Gta online That's just a couple That i play the most Playing all night I feel like a ghost My eyes they feel heavy Bags starting to sag Trying to focus With bad gaming lag My ps gets warmer My face starts to glow red I think that it's saying It's time to go bed So that is my evening In a nutshell you've read I'm exhausted and shattered I must rest my old head

Toilet Time Hey there folks How do you do I know you're on opuss While taking a poo Creatively thinking Whilst taking a shit Writing your version A number one hit The greatest ideas Come from that throne The one room in your house People leave you alone So carry on writing Set yourselves free Releasing your thoughts While having a wee

Thank You For Being There Why do you come here Why do you stay Why don't you hate me Am i better this way Why do you love me Why do you care Why don't you kill me My #life isn't fair Why do you hold me Why do you smile Am i in heaven You make things worthwhile Shattered and broken You've erased all my sin I just wanna thank you From deep within