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Public Enemy Comment, Rate and Follow for more Sid Owen walked down the dusty path towards the pub. He pushed open the green wood door. As he strolled towards the bar, people stared and the room went quite. "I told you to leave town," the bar lady said. "Not when I know you still love me," he replied casually. He picked up a drunken man's drink and downed it on one. "Another one of those and whatever he's having?" He said pointing to the sleeping addict. "G-inn... Um.. T-oniccc..." The drunk said slowly. He was clearly wasted and needed to sober up. Buying him drinks didn't help. The bar lady handed him the drinks and Sid poured the Gin and Tonic over the drunken man's head. "Get over yourself!" He screamed at him. The pub was still silent as Sid chuckled. He went over to an empty table and sipped the unknown concoction. He put it down and waved to the still silent customers, "See y'all in 'ell" his cowboy accent shining through clearly. He stumbled out of the pub and carried on walking down the path. There was a clicking noise following him. Sid ignored it and carried on until the noise got the better of him. He swivelled round to see the local sherif pointing a 9" pistol at his face. "Stop right there Sid Owen," he fired 13 times and blow out the smoke. Then the sheriff checked Sid's pulse and walked away. Public Enemy Dead...

Any Good/Funny #poems?? I'm not much of a poetry reader and my English homework is to write an essay on your favourite #poem, I have borrowed many books from the library but non of the #poems have interested me much. Could people inspire me?

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