Falling
If your grandma falls over you all panic
If your cousin falls over and cries nobody is really bothered except the person she/he goes crying too
If your friend falls over you laugh
If you drop your phone you panic
Hmmmmmm.....
John
John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful #life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown..... It's not his fault he was born as a gnome.