Maths I do not know you. So would you please solve your own problems? P.s. You should move on man, forget about that x, she's a bitch.

A Swedish Joke A mouse went to the bakery one day, and asked "Hi, do you sell cake with mustard on top?" The kind man respectfully uttered, "no sorry" The mouse wandered home The following day the mouse went back and asked if they sold cakes with mustard on top? The kind man, with little annoyance hidden inside. He said "no sir, we do not" The mouse left the bakery. This went on over the course of a week. One day, the mouse went to the bakery and asked, if they sold cakes with mustard on top. The man kept all his patience, and said i've been expecting you and Yes we now sell cakes with mustard on top! The mouse then yelled: "Ewww that's disgusting!" and left the building

God I Love Blondes D A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

Bashing On Blondes Again - Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed... The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

About Justin Bieber Im thinking about buying Biebers copyright and stop all this shit - Bill Gates