Is just me or is it damn hot today?!

Reposting What does reposting mean?? I have no idea what it is!!

The Vampire Slayer.... One day, Dracula was walking down the street, when a scotch egg hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. So he carried on walking. Then a sandwich hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. He carried on walking. Then an apple hit him on the head and he fell to the floor. He looked up and a figure was walking up to him. He asked her what her name was. She said.... "I am 'Buffet' the vampire slayer"

Shoes Miss: Alan you've got your shoes on the wrong feet!! Alan: But Miss these are the only feet I've got!!

Knock, Knock Who ever invented the knock, knock joke should win a no-bell prize!!!!!