Joke "I make those metal bits that hold up umbrellas", said a spokesman.
Durrrr People who preach equality and then claim that an "elite" are running things, don't really get it.
Fact Penguins can jump as high as 6ft in the air. Michael Jordan can only jump 4ft.
Oyster One day an oyster had all the food in the sea for himself, but he wouldn't share it because he was shelfish.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
