Am house husband ex chef and avid fisherman who writes in his spare time,hail originally from Anglesey have lived in New Zealand and now live in Lincolnshire.
I'm not young enough to know everything . Oscar Wilde.
Old "I never thought there was anything special about getting old after all anyone can do it, all you have to do is live long enough"
Human Pelican In today's present financial climate I wake up every day feeling like a bloody pelican , "unable to move without having a huge bill in front of me".
Banker "A banker is a person who lends you their umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the moment it starts to rain" Mark Twain.
Torture "I once spent a terrible 2 weeks on safari without a corkscrew and had to survive the entire fortnight on only food and water".
