The Cyber #life The cyber #life is great! I couldn't live without my phone. All those calls and texts I make prove I'm not alone. My music is my happy place-I go there when I'm sad. Though sometimes the Cyber #life can get really, really bad... One private message is not so private after all. If you say it, then it's you who takes the fall. Maybe it is better just to say your words out loud. At least words that are spoken can get lost in the crowd. At the park, all I see are children at the age of four owning a mobile phone, thinking the world around them is a bore. The Cyber #life is great - I live it every day! But maybe once in a while, we should say hello the real way...

A-S-Y-L-U-M Please read D-R-E-A-M-L-A-N-D first as this is a follow on to it! So you survived your Dreamland experience, Because you were awoken, But you told everyone about this place, And they think your mind is broken, You wear a horrified look on your face, And you usually scream and kick, Now the doctors have declared it, You're definitely sick... "Pack 'em off the the Asylum!" Your friends and family said, "They've gone mad, crazy, insane! "I'm surprised that they aren't dead!" Say goodbye to your Dreamland retreat, All the happy memories are broken, Replaced with nightmares and horror, But there is one upside you can't beat! You have now got a reserved seat, On the Eccentric Express! Have fun...

D-R-E-A-M-L-A-N-D The key shaped like a crescent#moonhides beneath the bush, As you pick it up, you feel a sudden rush, Slowly, you twist and turn it in the rusty lock, But as you are doing so, you get a sudden shock, The door to Dreamland opens, but nothing seems to lie inside, Do you still venture forth? See what secrets it has to hide? Though the darkness is intimidating, This place could be the best, Your Dreamland is ready and waiting, Get all those problems off your chest. Clutching the key, you go on through, Into the abyss, The door slams behind you, Time to see what exists. As you crawl through what seems like a tunnel, You come across another door, A key, small and light, Lies next to you on the floor, You pick it up and place it in the lock, And the door creeks open, Are you in for another shock? Or will your best dreams be chosen? You crawl through the door and finally you are here, In what you call your Dreamland, but oh, my dear! Dreamland isn't the word I would use! Absolutely not! For the creatures that lie here, Are Nightmares, monsters-the lot! Dolls with button eyes, Mouths stitched into a smile, Greet you with something putrid and absolutely vile. You turn around and try the door, But it seems like it's fixed to the wall! You are trapped here forevermore, Until the day you fall...

What if every time a fly buzzes past your ear they are saying 'hi'.

EXAMS OF DOOM Hey! So, it's the summer holidays now and recently I've been looking back on my exams. Because I'm not in Year 11/11th Grade I haven't done my final exams (GCSEs we call them in England) but my school does to end of year ones. We do two-maths and English. I did very well in my English! I was predicted a level 7 and that's what I got! In maths... Not so well. For my maths, I was predicted a level 6 and was determined to get at least a high level 5. I'd revised and revised, jotted down notes, learnt those notes, put notes on my laptop and flicked through all 3 of my maths books. I was praying that at least the area or circumference of a circle would come up because I'm not too bad at those. And did they come up? Of course not. It was a load of crap about equations and fractions. I may be young, but I'm pretty sure I will never need to figure out 'if there are n sweets in a bag and Jane buys 2 bags how many sweets does she have?' I will never come across such a problem. Also, to the so called 'help' they give you on the front cover (formulas I might need etc.) you are in no way helpful whatsoever. So what level did I escape with? Definitely not a 6... I got a level 4. *sighs* Though that is probably due to the fact that I spent half an hour on the first 3 questions... HEY, THEY WERE VERY TRICKY QUESTIONS!