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Tradurre   12 anni fa

The Bunny & The Tiger One day a small rabbit was taking a run through the forest... As he was running, he came upon a giraffe. This giraffe was about to shoot up some heroin. The rabbit looked at the giraffe for a moment and then said, "Giraffe, don't do Heroin! Heroin is a drug, and drugs are bad for you. Come running with me through the forest!" The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the heroin, then back at the Rabbit, and then threw the needle away. The two then proceeded to run through the forest... While running through the forest they came upon a sheep. This sheep was about to smoke a joint. The rabbit looked at the sheep for a moment and then said, "Sheep, don't smoke Weed! Weed is a drug, and drugs are bad for you. Come running with us through the forest!" The sheep looked at the rabbit, then at the joint, then back at the rabbit, and then threw the joint away. The three then proceeded to run through the forest... The three then stumbled upon a tiger. This tiger was about to crack open a cold beer. The rabbit looked at the tiger for a second and then said, "Tiger, don't drink Alcohol! Alcohol is a drug, and drugs are bad for you. Come running with us through the forest!" The Tiger then looked at the rabbit, then at the beer, then back at the rabbit, and then cracked open the beer and carefully placed it on the ground next to him. He then proceeded to slowly walk over to the rabbit, lifted his paw up, and then mauled the shit out of the rabbit. After he was done he slowly walked back to the beer, picked it up and started drinking it. The giraffe and the sheep were shocked. The giraffe looked at the tiger and said, "Dude!!! What the fuck? He was just trying to help you!!! Why did you hurt him?" The tiger slowly looked at the giraffe and then said, "Because every time that rabbit does Cocaine, I end up running through the fucking forest"...

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    Tradurre   12 anni fa

    Spring Forward... This Sunday is Daylight Savings Time, so don't forget the clock on your oven, your microwave & in your car will be wrong for the next 6 months...

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      Tradurre   12 anni fa

      5 am Sunday I've just boiled the kettle to make coffee,then filled the kettle back up & put it in the fridge... I think I should go back to bed...

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        Tradurre   13 anni fa

        I wish the papers would stop blaming violence in the movies for people committing violent acts in real #life. I watch loads of violent films, and I hardly ever kill anyone...

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          Tradurre   13 anni fa

          Liven up your cat's morning by filling its litter tray with rice krispies...

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