The Little Visit Geoff Had been walking for about 10 minutes when someone zoomed past him. They almost knocked him over! He was furious! He turned around and saw that his annoyer had done the same. They had a strange look of importance in their eye, and for some reason Geoff didn't make some smart remark. Geoff went home, watch the whole star wars saga and fell asleep. When he awoke he saw the door close behind him. He was about to get up and check, but a soft breeze blew in casting him off to sleep. The second time Geoff awoke he was cuffed to a chair in a dark room. Then out of the shadows came HIM. Then Geoff realised his mistake. He had been on Facebook and heard things about an organised crime. He posted some smart remark said he'd report them to the police. The man he had bumped into was that very man. Geoff saw that the was carry a tweezer and cloth. He was wiping of BLOOD from the tweezer. "What, no smart remark, Geoff?

Ur Mama Ur mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

JimmyBob Superstar Burning In 1946,a man called JimmyBob came up with a new genre of music: Bilyn. It combined jazz singing with other stuff that I forgot the name of. JimmyBob sang at a karaoke night, but everyone was drunk so they thought it was great. Then JimmyBob spent all his #life's savings getting a place on stage. It was a huge disaster (since no one was drunk). That very day JB got the title, Superstar Burning.