Gigolo Being a gigolo was too much of a hard sell
Librarian My librarian is so uptight. She does everything by the book.
Business Man I'm a shrewd business man usually, but my sales pitch for hearing aids fell on deaf ears
Parents My mum had two kids in a hospital and was duly congratulated. My Dad had two kids in a park, got arrested while he masturbated.
Hypocrisy I hate hypocrites but you've got to love them
