Jokes Knock Knock, Who is there? Doctor, Doctor Who? You said it! Once there were three men, They were walking around the Sahara desert, starving hungry and very thirsty. They met another man beside a pool, There was a slide leading into the pool and the man said "Shout any liquid you want to drink and the pool will turn into that liquid." So the first man shouted "Lemonade!" and he landed into a pool of lemonade, the second man shouted " Milkshake!" and he landed in a pool of milkshake. Now the third man shouted "weeeeeeeeee! Oops!" Knock Knock, Who is there? I'm a pile up, I'm a pile up who? You said it!

Winter Winter snow falling, All over the frosty ground, I zip up my coat. Snowmen everywhere, Oh and snow animals too, But they will soon melt. Winter is ending, It all is nearly finished, I curl up in bed.

A Guide To #life #life is hard, that is a fact, It is not always like a book, For books end happily, Everyone knows that. Love is different Or at least mostly, Vats of pleasure is it, Everyone has to admit. Hope is good, Oh yes it is, Pour over this, hope never Ever completely fails. #life is OK sometimes I have to admit, Follow your dreams, never Ever give up... And enjoy it!