UPDATE: I'm Back! I'm back! It's been 9 months since my last post and I'm going to keep things fun. I just recently found a bunch of stories I created after a few gaming experiences. Enjoy!

Opuss A place where people write stories but don't read anyone else's. (With the exception of Hedgehog Love, of course. People love that stuff, including me.)

It's Like Myspace Does anyone even read stuff that other people post anymore, because I do.

That Bike I stare at you with hatred. For you had tossed my down onto the curb until I bled. "Why so cruel?" I said. "For my harm your tires lead." Despite the torture, I am quite for sure, I will learn the skill, To ride you ever so still. Though you broke me part by part, You'll never break my heart. -A Guy Who Can't Ride A Bike (Just Kidding. This was for my friend.)

Thought Exercises If you get scared half to death twice, are you dead or just 75% dead? If a cat eats a mouse, then a wild dog eats the cat, did the wild dog eat the mouse? If a guy was reading a book and a mind reader was simultaneously reading the thoughts in his brain, did the mind reader read the book too?