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Girlfriends are like condoms; They spend more time in your wallet than where you want then to be.
Movies In 1 Sentence - Requim for a Dream No 2 Black guy and a white guy do heroin, alot. The End.
Movies In 1 Sentence - Titanic No 1 Poor guy and rich girl on a boat, they rock the boat then the boat hits a rock. The End. New Short Everyday! Follow me for more!
Friends Are Like Friends are like Potatoes; Eat them and they die.
Friends Are Like Friends are like Bananas; Peel them and they die.
